Total Medals Earned: 1,388 (From 239 different games.) Total Medal Score: 21,565 Points
Medals Earned: 1/3 (5/20 points)
Mr. Lester... First name Mo.
Stranger Danger commercial!
Never take candy from strangers!
Medals Earned: 2/10 (15/495 points)
Win the race on Cherry Mountain!
Win the race on Coastal City!
Complete Cherry Mountain in under 1 minute 20 seconds!
Race through Coastal City in under 2 minutes 20 seconds!
Beat the race on Neon Good Times!
Blaze through Neon Good Times in under 1:55!
Beat the insane time of 1:12 on Cherry Mountain!
Beat the ridiculous time of 2:10 on Coastal City!
Beat the extreme time of 1:50 on Neon Good Times!
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Medals Earned: 13/100 (65/500 points)
Find it to unlock it!
Follow me at Newgrounds!
Follow me at Twitter.
Check out Newgrounds!
The sales pitch!
Find EVERTHING!
Medals Earned: 14/17 (400/525 points)
Take down the Airbus A380
Take down the BAE Hawk
Take down the Broadcast helicopter
Take down the CH46 Sea Knight helicopter
Take down the crocodile jet
Take down the DHC 2 Beaver
Take down the HH65Dolphin helicopter
Crush 10 kayaks
Nuke Sydney
Take down the sailplane
Take down the UFO
Take down the zeppelin
Kill 9 horses
Kill 30 cruise ship passengers
Eat 60 pieces of Orca
Kill 10 sky divers
Medals Earned: 4/15 (20/325 points)
Die by falling off the edge.
Stay alive for 50 block-drops
Die by getting squished.
Complete the Tutorial.
Survive 15 seconds without jumping.
Submit your score.
Perform 15 corner-flips in one game.
Play the game for at least 20 minutes.
Stay alive for 100 block-drops.
Jump 50 times in one game.
Earn a score of 45+ seconds without jumping.
Stay alive for 250 block-drops.
Perform 3 consecutive wall-jumps.
Perform 6 consecutive wall-jumps.
Stay alive for 1337 block-drops.
Medals Earned: 6/10 (160/410 points)
Complete level 1
Complete level 4
Complete level 3
Complete level 5
Complete level 2
Complete level 6
Complete level 9
Complete level 8
Complete level 7
Complete level 10
Medals Earned: 8/11 (350/425 points)
Find the second Tankman.
Find the ninth Tankman.
Find the first Tankman.
Find the third Tankman.
Find the sixth Tankman.
Find the eighth Tankman.
Click the mute button.
Find the fourth Tankman.
Find the seventh Tankman.
Find the Ffifth Tankman.
Medals Earned: 2/18 (10/500 points)
Kill 5 enemies.
Earn 1 achievement.
Earn 6 achievements.
Kill 125 enemies.
Kill 30 enemies.
Earn 40 achievements.
Earn 25 achievements.
Earn 16 achievements.
Earn 65 achievements. That's half of the total 130 achievements.
Kill 550 enemies.
Kill 1,900 enemies.
Earn 80 achievements.
Kill 1,125 enemies.
Kill 11,000 enemies.
Earn 110 achievements.
Kill 4,000 enemies.
Kill 60,000 enemies.
Earn all 130 achievements. Must've taken you a while, huh?
Medals Earned: 2/35 (10/500 points)
Viewed the entire prologue.
Completed the tutorial.
Unlocked 3 Spirit abilities.
Unlocked 3 Bow Use abilities.
Unlocked 3 Melee Combat abilities.
Faced kobolds and emerged victorious!
Unlocked 3 Conjuration abilities.
Faced orcs and emerged victorious!
Unlocked 3 Movement abilities.
Unlocked a battalion slot.
Unlocked 3 Alchemy abilities.
Unlocked 3 Armor Use abilities.
Visited the developer's website
Unlocked 6 Bow Use abilities.
Unlocked 6 Movement abilities.
Unlocked 6 Alchemy abilities.
Unlocked 6 Spirit abilities.
Unlocked 6 Conjuration abilities.
Unlocked all 3 battalion slots.
Unlocked 6 Armor Use abilities.
Faced skeletal wizards and emerged victorious!
Faced tellers of visions and emerged victorious!
Unlocked 6 Melee Combat abilities.
Faced zealots and emerged victorious!
Unlocked an entire Movement tree!
Faced demons and emerged victorious!
Unlocked an entire Armor Use tree!
Faced iron golems and emerged victorious!
Unlocked an entire Melee Combat tree!
Unlocked an entire Alchemy tree!
Unlocked an entire Bow Use tree!
Unlocked an entire Spirit tree!
Unlocked an entire Conjuration tree!
Unlocked 5 heroes
Defeated the final boss.
Medals Earned: 13/14 (300/400 points)
Beat the shit outa your axe with the A.T.P. agent.
Beat the shit outa the A.T.P. agent with your axe.
Rip the first dude's head off.
Perform The Beast's signature smiley fatality.
Shotgun rape the first guy.